Transformers 3D Looses It's Cock Tease

Wow - Michael Bay is a vindictive sod. He's just axed adolescent male eye candy Megan Fox from his third giant robot round-up, and web world is agog with all manner of "he said/she cooed" excuses. Some point to a comment Ms. Fox made about a certain over the top filmmaker being "Hitler". Others argue that, with her shelf life already dangerously close to Kwik-E Mart levels of staleness, a new infusion of romantic blood in needed. After all, you can't have Shia LeBeouf running around chasing racially insensitive automatons and dogging machine testicles and not give him some sugar to snack on come dramatic action reprieve. One imagines Ms. CupieLips will survive. Let's face it - where there's a fake insinuation of sexual allure, there's some studio executive willing to provide a part (and a coach to cast from). Wait til she turns 30! Then she'll really have to worry about who she tags a Nazi. Until then, Megatron will have to live to battle Voltron (or Lameocon, or whatever they call said Go-Bots) without Megan's vacant, dead-eyed stare. Somewhere, Meg Foster is laughing.